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Was given this hilarious site by a very good friend of mine SwimmerGirl! YAY SWIMMERGIRL!
F My Life
Just check out the site, But I will share a few of the best ones with you now:
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML
Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML
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